sometimes i get the urge to be really nasty and mean and say mean things and then i go to do it and i cant its like. im too soft. im not punk rock at all. i lied. i lied to you all. i lied on the internet. im not hardcore. im possibly soft grunge but thats about it
i just heard my mom yelling “YOU MOTHERFUCKER” and i was worried my parents were having a fight so i went downstairs to check it out but when i got there my dad was just giggling hysterically and all i could see was a pile of uno cards with a +4 card at the top
have you ever cried so hard it physically hurts your stomach because you wanted no one to hear
in case you didnt know whats going on in Arizona right now… “We had no idea that gays had money and bought things just like regular people do.”
That is so frustrating. How can anyone be so ignorant?Fucking idiots.
LMAOOO IM DYING.
I thought this was an onion article. Omfg how is this even real.
These are people… real live actual people… and they’re REALLY this stupid… AND they’re in positions of power… wow man
I really want to be surprised, but I can’t.
when i came out to my dad he was like ‘honey i don’t care if you fuck girls lord knows i’ve sucked a lil dick in my time’
i can’t wait to tell my dad that he’s famous on the internet for sucking cock i’m sure he’ll be thrilled